Inactive Lyrics

I'm waking up, in Cheeto dust
My belly's covered with pizza crust
I'm using my inhaler now (Wheezes)
I'm out of shape, fattening up
I'm sipping c**e from a soda cup
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, Whoa
The TVs on, I really hate this show
I can't reach my remote control
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
Sorry it's a cramped s***e, but it's my place
I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
I'm really inactive, highly inactive

My muscle's gone, I'm atropheed
Always lose my fight with gravity
I rest my bones, and just chillax
My nordic tracks, collecting dust
And my stair-masters a pile of rust
This is it, The Inertia
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
I'm growing cobwebs, on my knee
Crazy that for my age, that for my age
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
I'm really inactive, not very active
Here comatose, no exercise
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive

I'm giving up, my inner-teenage drive
I'm never moving from this spot
Never move from this place, move from this place
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
I'm really inactive, just so inactive
I'm really inactive, I'm so attractive