The King of s*****z Lyrics

(Gold/Gouldman)

Everybody needs someone who loves them
Needs a storybook romance to star in
I'm no different, I need someone too
She doesn't have to be the new Jean Harlow
Just somebody who'll be there where I go
One who loves me like I'm loving you
I don't live to be the king of s*****z
That's not my ideal of what success is
All I need's a leading lady to get me through the day
I don't have to be the toast of Broadway
People hanging on each word that I say
All I really want is good reviews from you
When we're together it's as good as candy
Love that's warmer than a late night movie
No pretending, happy endings too
Keep you sheltered from the stormy weather
A double feature that will run forever
Into the sunset riding side by side
I don't live to be the king of s*****z
That's not my ideal of what success is
All I need's a leading lady to get me through the day
Hey, I don't have to be the toast of Broadway
People hanging on each word that I say
All I really want is good reviews from you
I don't have to be the king of s*****z
That's not my ideal of what success is
All I need's a leading lady to get me through the day
I don't have to be the toast of Broadway
People hanging on each word that I say
All I need's a leading lady to get me through the day
I don't have to be the king of s*****z
That's not my ideal of what success is
All I really want is good reviews from you