She's the One Lyrics

I got her name, I got her number
from a bathroom wall
and now she makes me happy
whenever I call
she´s got a voice as sweet as candy
and she knows I am not insane
that when I see the bras at JC Penny
I dream I was in Chasey Lain

and one day she is Karen,
that´s Karen with a "k"
next day she´s lashing Leela
in her latex lingerie
she tells me she is my master
and that I am her slave
and how she makes me suffer
if I don´t behave

she´s the only one
that can make me come
when I am on my telephone
...she´s the one
she´s the perfect girl - never makes me cry
she doesn´t even care that I am a weird kind of guy
the only time that I made her mad
was when she found out that my credit was bad

...she´s the one