Last night I watched Buffy
and it made me cry
to see you getting dumped
by that Werewolf guy
But it's getting better
since now that you´re a d***
And as long as I can watch
everything will be alright
(2x) Alyson Hannigan
why can´t I be your man
see I am your biggest fan
oh Alyson
and once I talked to Parry Gripp
and he told me the truth
he said you were dating their drummer Steve
and you let him touch your b****
no wonder that Nerf Herder
wrote the song for your show
and that you put their sticker
on your locker door
(2x) Alyson Hannigan
why can´t I be your man?
see, I am your biggest fan
oh Alyson
Alyson, oh, Alyson
why don´t you join my band?
so you could play the flute
like this one time in band camp
Alyson, oh, Alyson
I could never quite believe
that a girl that fine
is playing such a geek
(2x) Alyson Hannigan
why can´t I be your man?
see, I am your biggest fan
oh Alyson
Alyson, why can't I be your man?
and it made me cry
to see you getting dumped
by that Werewolf guy
But it's getting better
since now that you´re a d***
And as long as I can watch
everything will be alright
(2x) Alyson Hannigan
why can´t I be your man
see I am your biggest fan
oh Alyson
and once I talked to Parry Gripp
and he told me the truth
he said you were dating their drummer Steve
and you let him touch your b****
no wonder that Nerf Herder
wrote the song for your show
and that you put their sticker
on your locker door
(2x) Alyson Hannigan
why can´t I be your man?
see, I am your biggest fan
oh Alyson
Alyson, oh, Alyson
why don´t you join my band?
so you could play the flute
like this one time in band camp
Alyson, oh, Alyson
I could never quite believe
that a girl that fine
is playing such a geek
(2x) Alyson Hannigan
why can´t I be your man?
see, I am your biggest fan
oh Alyson
Alyson, why can't I be your man?