Verse 1:
Well, it's Friday and I can't wait
and like always my boss is f****** late
he's doin the rounds and passing out checks
while I'm fantasizing about wringing his neck
He's a trust fund kid doesn't have to think
Grin across his face like his s*** don't stink
Can I take a bat to your head sir?
Dat what I said sir, you a** kissing loser
So the checks cashed and I'm headed home
Grab some food and Mickey D's to go
A few Red Bulls for the road wouldn't you know
There's a fine lady at the drive-thru window
Get the digits, tell her to be ready for eight
Not a f****** second late
Liquor store run, smokes and gum
Drop the Cosby kids off at the lake
Chorus:
You got one ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
It's Friday night and you need to get away
f*** going back to work on Monday
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Saturday night and you getting faded
5 am and your still f****** wasted
Verse 2:
Show up at the house and you know she's late
Filing her nails and putting on the war paint
It's like she's going into a battle, wearing a saddle
Strap on in the bag for after (nice)
She's gotta few friends and they late too
Let's hope they're hot and not still in highschool
One hour later and I'm mad as hell
Ditch the friends, f****** time to bail
So the cars rollin' and were on our way
Some 50 cent loaded in the tray
Grab the bowl, start the day
Mile marker 8, we begin to fade
Show up late, clubs packed
Sword fight, front to back
Take my lady to the front row
Kiss the bouncers a** and in we go
Chorus:
You got one ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Late Sunday morning and it's time to stop
feel like s***, hit the IHOP
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Monday's and your back at the rat race
a** for face and a job that you still hate
Verse 3:
Excuse me! Hold the door I'm coming in
Got a fake ID and a girlie friend
Said her name was Sally and she's a 23-tight
Gave her a Roman Helmet just the other night (right)
Her legs are long, bikini line white
Dress her like a maid and bang her every night
She gets me in the club so I keep her around....Dog,
tells me she loves me every time I go down on her
Chorus:
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
It's Friday night and you need to get away
f*** going back to work on Monday (f*** THAT!)
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Saturday night and you getting faded
5 am you still f****** wasted
You got one ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Late Sunday morning and it's time to stop
feel like s***, hit the IHOP
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Monday's and your back at the rat race
a** for face and a job that you still hate
Well, it's Friday and I can't wait
and like always my boss is f****** late
he's doin the rounds and passing out checks
while I'm fantasizing about wringing his neck
He's a trust fund kid doesn't have to think
Grin across his face like his s*** don't stink
Can I take a bat to your head sir?
Dat what I said sir, you a** kissing loser
So the checks cashed and I'm headed home
Grab some food and Mickey D's to go
A few Red Bulls for the road wouldn't you know
There's a fine lady at the drive-thru window
Get the digits, tell her to be ready for eight
Not a f****** second late
Liquor store run, smokes and gum
Drop the Cosby kids off at the lake
Chorus:
You got one ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
It's Friday night and you need to get away
f*** going back to work on Monday
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Saturday night and you getting faded
5 am and your still f****** wasted
Verse 2:
Show up at the house and you know she's late
Filing her nails and putting on the war paint
It's like she's going into a battle, wearing a saddle
Strap on in the bag for after (nice)
She's gotta few friends and they late too
Let's hope they're hot and not still in highschool
One hour later and I'm mad as hell
Ditch the friends, f****** time to bail
So the cars rollin' and were on our way
Some 50 cent loaded in the tray
Grab the bowl, start the day
Mile marker 8, we begin to fade
Show up late, clubs packed
Sword fight, front to back
Take my lady to the front row
Kiss the bouncers a** and in we go
Chorus:
You got one ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Late Sunday morning and it's time to stop
feel like s***, hit the IHOP
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Monday's and your back at the rat race
a** for face and a job that you still hate
Verse 3:
Excuse me! Hold the door I'm coming in
Got a fake ID and a girlie friend
Said her name was Sally and she's a 23-tight
Gave her a Roman Helmet just the other night (right)
Her legs are long, bikini line white
Dress her like a maid and bang her every night
She gets me in the club so I keep her around....Dog,
tells me she loves me every time I go down on her
Chorus:
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
It's Friday night and you need to get away
f*** going back to work on Monday (f*** THAT!)
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Saturday night and you getting faded
5 am you still f****** wasted
You got one ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Late Sunday morning and it's time to stop
feel like s***, hit the IHOP
One ticket to the party
Checking out the hotties
Everybody's rollin' in the shades
Monday's and your back at the rat race
a** for face and a job that you still hate