Wisemen:
Oh no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel
More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here.
(repeat)
Wiseman#1:
We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale
Wiseman#3:
We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch him
Meet a hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel's back
And send him of to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur
We could give him jelly doughnuts
Take them all away
Or fill his ears with chees b****
And his nostrils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon
Wiseman#2
Or....(whispers)
Wiseman#1:
I like it!
Wiseman#3:
It's sneaky!
Wisman#1:
And it just...
Wisman #3:
Might...
Wisman#2:
Work!
Wisemen:
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!
Oh no! What we gonna do?
The king likes Daniel
More than me and you
Oh, no! What we gonna do?
We gotta get him out of here.
(repeat)
Wiseman#1:
We could throw him in the dungeon
We could let him rot in jail
We could drag him to the ocean
Have him eaten by a whale
Wiseman#3:
We could throw him in the Tigris
Let him float a while
Then we'll all sit back and watch him
Meet a hungry crocodile
We could put him on a camel's back
And send him of to Ur
With a cowboy hat without a brim
A boot without a spur
We could give him jelly doughnuts
Take them all away
Or fill his ears with chees b****
And his nostrils with sorbet
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon
Wiseman#2
Or....(whispers)
Wiseman#1:
I like it!
Wiseman#3:
It's sneaky!
Wisman#1:
And it just...
Wisman #3:
Might...
Wisman#2:
Work!
Wisemen:
We could use him as a footstool
Or a table to play Scrabble on
Then tie him up and beat him up
And throw him out of Babylon!