v1.
My innocence is my aphrodesiac;
I exude charm like I was a hemophiliac.
Like Tom Cruise up on the planet Teegeeack,
I never once in my life had to play the mack.
I'm coy and coquettish and that makes ladies,
Want to corrupt me, like their name was Hades,
But I still stop short of getting them in bed;
I gotta keep pure to ensure my street cred.
I'm your ren ai idol - a bishonen deluxe
Lookin like an angel in a lolita tux.
Every lady enamored with my sweet demeanor.
Nerds get more love than any playboy scenester.
But the fact is my heart jumps outta my chest.
At the thought I could have romantic success.
Sure girls have slept up in my bedroom,
While I was out on the couch and my heart boomed.
ch.
Heart's bangin' like the track behind me;
Lost in dreams so I hope no one finds me.
Heart's bangin' while I'm acting kindly;
But personality still confines me.
(x2)
v2.
Without doubt sure, I'd like to make out
Who wouldn't want to end this luckless drought?
But in walks my morals and they quickly shout:
"She has a man, stupid! Thus, you should reroute!"
It's too late; she kisses me, catches me off guard.
A Peck on the cheek? Nope, it's a lot more far.
I think "why not", and try it out for a minute,
And then I realize, no, my souls not in it.
I want these trappings to be for the one
Who I would give the moon, the stars and the sun.
For a half-second I felt like I had won,
But for the next 3 weeks I was very stunned.
But it was worthwhile, cause it clarified for me
That I don't to be alone at fifty.
I want to save these actions for the one I keep:
The start of my queue - the top of my heap.
br.
Thus I pull back, so I am still righteous.
I do the right thing when I try to fight this
Motive that's immoral and less than upright
Though I'll still be thinking about it all night.
What might have been without morality pangs?
If I was less Leonardo and a bit more Krang.
I guess all I can do now is to do my thang:
Be a nerd with glow-in-the-dark dracula fangs.
(ch.)x2
My innocence is my aphrodesiac;
I exude charm like I was a hemophiliac.
Like Tom Cruise up on the planet Teegeeack,
I never once in my life had to play the mack.
I'm coy and coquettish and that makes ladies,
Want to corrupt me, like their name was Hades,
But I still stop short of getting them in bed;
I gotta keep pure to ensure my street cred.
I'm your ren ai idol - a bishonen deluxe
Lookin like an angel in a lolita tux.
Every lady enamored with my sweet demeanor.
Nerds get more love than any playboy scenester.
But the fact is my heart jumps outta my chest.
At the thought I could have romantic success.
Sure girls have slept up in my bedroom,
While I was out on the couch and my heart boomed.
ch.
Heart's bangin' like the track behind me;
Lost in dreams so I hope no one finds me.
Heart's bangin' while I'm acting kindly;
But personality still confines me.
(x2)
v2.
Without doubt sure, I'd like to make out
Who wouldn't want to end this luckless drought?
But in walks my morals and they quickly shout:
"She has a man, stupid! Thus, you should reroute!"
It's too late; she kisses me, catches me off guard.
A Peck on the cheek? Nope, it's a lot more far.
I think "why not", and try it out for a minute,
And then I realize, no, my souls not in it.
I want these trappings to be for the one
Who I would give the moon, the stars and the sun.
For a half-second I felt like I had won,
But for the next 3 weeks I was very stunned.
But it was worthwhile, cause it clarified for me
That I don't to be alone at fifty.
I want to save these actions for the one I keep:
The start of my queue - the top of my heap.
br.
Thus I pull back, so I am still righteous.
I do the right thing when I try to fight this
Motive that's immoral and less than upright
Though I'll still be thinking about it all night.
What might have been without morality pangs?
If I was less Leonardo and a bit more Krang.
I guess all I can do now is to do my thang:
Be a nerd with glow-in-the-dark dracula fangs.
(ch.)x2