Lie Lie Lie Lyrics

I used to be unpopular, I didn't have a friend
I couldn't say a word that wouldn't rankle or offend
I thought that being honest was a noble policy
Since then, I've found a much more beneficial strategy
Lie, lie, lie, till you're losing your voice
Lie till you're red in the face
Don't ask why, you don't have any choice
There are times when the truth must be said
But no one's discovered them yet

She tells you that she loves you, boy, you say
"I love you, too"
She says, Do I look fat? You say
"Are you size one, or two?"
You tell her that your love for her cannot be overstated
And hope she never finds your special friend who is inflated

Lie, lie, lie, when you become the president
Lie regarding where your weenie went
Lie, lie, lie, till the cows come home
And when they do, look them straight in the eye
And say, Hey, you smell sweet as pie
Lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie-lie
Oh, the food was just delicious
Of course I'll do the dishes

Lie-lie-lie, lie-lie-lie
Your new outfit is quite stunning
And all your jokes are funny
Lie-lie-lie

Lie-lie-lie
Your new baby is adorable
Your virginity's restorable
Lie-lie-lie
Lie-lie-lie
I swear it's true, Your Honor
I didn't know she was your daughter
(Oops!)

Lie, lie, lie 'cause you live in L.A.
Lie, lie, lie on your acting resume
Lie to get by
Lie to get laid
There are times when the truth must be said
But no one's discovered them yet
No one's discovered them yet