It all happened so many years ago
Nobody knows, because nobody wants to know
Barbara Boffman (???) and [unintellible] Sand
They're the founding members, the leaders of the land
It's very sad
That they should spend
All of their lives
Then it should end
Flossie Fillett, she has just been born
And so has Hector, and friendly Percy p***
When they're forgotten, who will take their place?
Another Flossie, with a different face.
It's very sad
That they should spend
All of their lives
Then it should end
If they could see
The lonliness that surrounds me
If I could go
To stay at 15 Antrim Road
As we leave them, the band presents a tune
[Unintelligble] on the xylopohone, Bessie on bassoon
You'll never believe, what I have got to say
The tales of Flossie Fillett all happened in a day
It's very sad
That they should spend
All of their lives
Then it should end
Flossie Fillet, it's time for her to go
Say goodbye to moon the loon, and Digger and Dr. Dose
Don't forget the little man who couldn't p***ounce his name
[Unitelligible]
Johnny Too-Good in a car from going round and round
[????] is in a kilt and going up to tune
Anita Gray and Catherine Day have come to take a bow
All effects are face to face, who did it we don't know how
[and so on...]
Nobody knows, because nobody wants to know
Barbara Boffman (???) and [unintellible] Sand
They're the founding members, the leaders of the land
It's very sad
That they should spend
All of their lives
Then it should end
Flossie Fillett, she has just been born
And so has Hector, and friendly Percy p***
When they're forgotten, who will take their place?
Another Flossie, with a different face.
It's very sad
That they should spend
All of their lives
Then it should end
If they could see
The lonliness that surrounds me
If I could go
To stay at 15 Antrim Road
As we leave them, the band presents a tune
[Unintelligble] on the xylopohone, Bessie on bassoon
You'll never believe, what I have got to say
The tales of Flossie Fillett all happened in a day
It's very sad
That they should spend
All of their lives
Then it should end
Flossie Fillet, it's time for her to go
Say goodbye to moon the loon, and Digger and Dr. Dose
Don't forget the little man who couldn't p***ounce his name
[Unitelligible]
Johnny Too-Good in a car from going round and round
[????] is in a kilt and going up to tune
Anita Gray and Catherine Day have come to take a bow
All effects are face to face, who did it we don't know how
[and so on...]