Hell Toupée Lyrics

I took my band way across the land, but too much a** can destroy a man
See i emptied all my glands, inside the emptiness of all my fans
I spent all my testosterone givin all my favourite fans a bone
Its hard on my hair living like a dog and tonight the devil is riding a hog
Night is falling, the curtain's calling
my bio-clock is tickin' so fast

*CHORUS*
And its gonna be Hell-Toupee, can't stand losin' my hair this way
Hell Toupee, hell toupee, not now no way

Other day i was doin the b**p, then i found myself takin' a dump
It gave me time to contemplate, the state of my hair and its terrible fate
Spent my life fightin' off the pigs, drinkin' beer and smokin' cigs
stealin' riffs and a blowin' gigs, but now im stuck googlin for wigs
Skin is glowin, dome is showin, my bio-clock is tickin' so fast

And its gonna be Hell Toupee
Can't stand losin' my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Not now no way
Hell Toupee Day By Day
always thought my hair would stay great
But its way too late
Night is falling, curtains are rolling
My bio clock is ticking away

And its gonna be Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee
Can't stand losing my hair this way
Hell Toupee, Hell Toupee, no, not now, no way

Hell Toupee, Razor blade
It's genocide of my hair today
Hell toupee, Hell Toupee
Don't fade away, not now no way