Hot Girl in the Comic Shop Lyrics

Scod: There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
And I didn't know what to do.
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
She was looking at Doctor Who.
Yon and Gatesy: There was an actual girl in the comic shop,
What a momentous day!
I had to check to make sure she wasn't just,
A human-sized cardboard display.

Scod: My competition was a kid with pimples,
And a guy in a wheelchair.
So I knew I had to act fast.

So many questions in my mind,
Yon: What would be a good pick-up line?
Gatesy: Why had a hot girl just come in?
Scod: If the Hulk fought Spiderman,
Tripod: Who would win?
Gatesy: (Pondering) Good question...

Scod: I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs,
Yon: And his manual dexterity.
Gatesy: But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless,
Yon: And he's stronger than Spidey would be...
(The girl leaves in disgust)

Scod: (Sadly) There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
Just a minute ago.
There was a hot girl in the comic shop,
Did anyone see her go?

Had she come to the comic shop looking for love?
Guess I'll never know...