(I must admit, I'm not entirely sure who sings which part in this song. Clarification would be appreciated!)
Robbie: The Queen and Bill Clinton were in the country at the same time. Romance? Also, Shane Warne gave us chips - potato chips, and vanilla slice. So they had to be in there somewhere.
Gatesy: (Clinton) Hello Australia - Bill here.
Gatesy: Well, I haven't been down under for quite a while.
It's great to see you Austrians speak such good English.
Hey hey hey.
Hey, I say "gee-day".
Well, I'm shopping 'round the same speech,
All around the world.
My head is in a spin,
'Cause I think I met a girl.
Hey hey hey.
Yon and Scod: I found love in the a***-end of the world.
Yon: (Queen) Good day... good day Australia. This is your Queen.
Yon: I haven't been down under for quite a while.
I love the way you colonials touch me on the back.
Hey hey hey.
I say "good day".
Yon: Look, it's the Queen's English. That means that it's MY English, so if I say "blegurgh", you have to include it. Go on, put it in a sentence.
Gatesy and Scod: Err... I blegurghed the shops...
Yon: Excellent, excellent.
Yon: Well, I've been waving my white glove,
From a bullet-proof van.
But I never felt safer,
Than with this crude Southern man.
Hey hey hey.
Gatesy and Scod: I found love in the a***-end of the world.
Gatesy: I did not have s** with that woman. We were making sweet, sweet love. It was too beautiful to use such a crude term.
We were humping like two wild buffalo and I will not reduce it to some base animal act.
Gotta tell you though - she's a hellcat!
Yon and Scod: I found love in the a***-end of the world.
Yon: Bill, you send electricity up my spine.
Gatesy: I think that's your pacemaker, but Lizzie, that's just fine.
Tripod: Hey hey hey.
I think I'll stay.
Yon: Well, Bill, I think that you and I might marry.
I love the way you get along with my grandson Harry.
Tripod: Hey hey hey.
Hey hey hey.
Gatesy: Well, I like the little kid,
He really gets good weed.
And me and him get whacked,
And then we watch the Matrix.
Tripod: Hey hey hey.
Gatesy and Scod: Then we all get the munchies,
And 7-11 on the corner looks quite nice.
He has chips, and I have potato chips.
Yon: And I have crisps... and vanilla slice.
Gatesy and Scod: I found love in the a***-end...
Yon: Maybe you can be the new Governer-General.
Yon and Scod: I found love in the a***-end...
Gatesy: Maybe you in turn, can be my new intern.
Yon and Scod: I found love in the..
Scod: ...a***-end...
Yon: ...a***-end...
Gatesy: ...a***-end...
Tripod: ...of the world!
Robbie: The Queen and Bill Clinton were in the country at the same time. Romance? Also, Shane Warne gave us chips - potato chips, and vanilla slice. So they had to be in there somewhere.
Gatesy: (Clinton) Hello Australia - Bill here.
Gatesy: Well, I haven't been down under for quite a while.
It's great to see you Austrians speak such good English.
Hey hey hey.
Hey, I say "gee-day".
Well, I'm shopping 'round the same speech,
All around the world.
My head is in a spin,
'Cause I think I met a girl.
Hey hey hey.
Yon and Scod: I found love in the a***-end of the world.
Yon: (Queen) Good day... good day Australia. This is your Queen.
Yon: I haven't been down under for quite a while.
I love the way you colonials touch me on the back.
Hey hey hey.
I say "good day".
Yon: Look, it's the Queen's English. That means that it's MY English, so if I say "blegurgh", you have to include it. Go on, put it in a sentence.
Gatesy and Scod: Err... I blegurghed the shops...
Yon: Excellent, excellent.
Yon: Well, I've been waving my white glove,
From a bullet-proof van.
But I never felt safer,
Than with this crude Southern man.
Hey hey hey.
Gatesy and Scod: I found love in the a***-end of the world.
Gatesy: I did not have s** with that woman. We were making sweet, sweet love. It was too beautiful to use such a crude term.
We were humping like two wild buffalo and I will not reduce it to some base animal act.
Gotta tell you though - she's a hellcat!
Yon and Scod: I found love in the a***-end of the world.
Yon: Bill, you send electricity up my spine.
Gatesy: I think that's your pacemaker, but Lizzie, that's just fine.
Tripod: Hey hey hey.
I think I'll stay.
Yon: Well, Bill, I think that you and I might marry.
I love the way you get along with my grandson Harry.
Tripod: Hey hey hey.
Hey hey hey.
Gatesy: Well, I like the little kid,
He really gets good weed.
And me and him get whacked,
And then we watch the Matrix.
Tripod: Hey hey hey.
Gatesy and Scod: Then we all get the munchies,
And 7-11 on the corner looks quite nice.
He has chips, and I have potato chips.
Yon: And I have crisps... and vanilla slice.
Gatesy and Scod: I found love in the a***-end...
Yon: Maybe you can be the new Governer-General.
Yon and Scod: I found love in the a***-end...
Gatesy: Maybe you in turn, can be my new intern.
Yon and Scod: I found love in the..
Scod: ...a***-end...
Yon: ...a***-end...
Gatesy: ...a***-end...
Tripod: ...of the world!