The name is George Washington,
but its the general to you,
or you could call me president one,
not three or two,
and you probably heard a lot of silly stories about me,
but let me lay it down how raw it really used to be
I got a hemp operation
back at the plantation
selling the stickiest s*** around the new nation
so come run and find me if you wanna get high
cus' honestly I got the bombest I cannot tell a lie
pick it dry
of course im gonna try
bag it up and brick it and then just let them buy it
and if the brits wanna come take a piece of the cut,
ill raise a whole f*****' army let em see whats what
the kings like "yo I gotta get payed"
im like "tough t***y cus yall's a whole ocean away
and you can try send some ships to come and make me pay up
but that's an awful long way just to suck deeze nuts
you get my f*****' message son?"
take it Thomas Jefferson
Sell drugs,
run guns,
nail s**** and f*** the law
we're founding fathers
we are Rushmore s***
and we were all high as b****
the declaration of independence,
I wrote so high, I'm surprized it makes sense
but we find these truths to be self evident
it goes puff puff pass or next round you get skipped
Abe Lincoln I know what you're thinking
greatest president ever I'll have what he's drinking
ha ha, yeah well see that's where you'd be wrong
cus if you wanna chill with me you better go and grab that bong
or an apple or a can see you do not understand
faded 24/7 cus that's just the way I am
I can see you're having a little trouble believing me
then check this letter that I wrote recorded down in history
"two of my favourite things are sitting on my porch
and smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp" of course
that's a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
but enough of that I am too high I have to back up off this
where's my horse I think I need to go and ride him home
I was supposed to leave four score and twenty rips ago
you see my hat I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
scratch it pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road
Sell drugs,
run guns,
nail s**** and f*** the law
we're founding fathers
we are Rushmore s***
and we were all high as b****
and don't let em try and tell you we grew it just for rope
you can check what we wrote down in our harvest notes
we separated seeds that we found more potent
in laymen's terms we were into getting bent
Smoking out the continental congress
everybody's b****** be all up on us
Patrick henrys in the corner looking pretty well spent
Ben franklin got so high he forgot to be president
your girl just said she never had it hit so good
smoke so many trees that ma f***** teeth turned wood
and if they make a monument to me when I die
it'll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky
but you know there gonna white wash me
make up some corny s*** about me chopping cherry trees
its hard to control the people if the founders are thugs
so they'll just teach that I was all prayers puppies and hugs
but that just aint the way it was
we set this whole place up with a hell of a buzz
so next time they try and tell ya that this stuff is wrong
look at a dollar, light a blunt, f***** sing my song
Sell drugs,
run guns,
nail s**** and f*** the law
we're founding fathers
we are Rushmore s***
and we were all high as b****
the declaration of independence,
I wrote so high, I'm surprized it makes sense
but we find these truths to be self evident
it goes puff puff pass or next round you get skipped
the founders, and we found this
and we founded this on cannabis
we're the founders, and we found this
and we founded this on cannabis
Mt.Rushmore crew
stone monument to some monumental stoners
ha ha
G. Washington, T. Jefferson, and A. Lincoln
and f*** that other guy, Calvin coolidge whoever the f***
we history
but its the general to you,
or you could call me president one,
not three or two,
and you probably heard a lot of silly stories about me,
but let me lay it down how raw it really used to be
I got a hemp operation
back at the plantation
selling the stickiest s*** around the new nation
so come run and find me if you wanna get high
cus' honestly I got the bombest I cannot tell a lie
pick it dry
of course im gonna try
bag it up and brick it and then just let them buy it
and if the brits wanna come take a piece of the cut,
ill raise a whole f*****' army let em see whats what
the kings like "yo I gotta get payed"
im like "tough t***y cus yall's a whole ocean away
and you can try send some ships to come and make me pay up
but that's an awful long way just to suck deeze nuts
you get my f*****' message son?"
take it Thomas Jefferson
Sell drugs,
run guns,
nail s**** and f*** the law
we're founding fathers
we are Rushmore s***
and we were all high as b****
the declaration of independence,
I wrote so high, I'm surprized it makes sense
but we find these truths to be self evident
it goes puff puff pass or next round you get skipped
Abe Lincoln I know what you're thinking
greatest president ever I'll have what he's drinking
ha ha, yeah well see that's where you'd be wrong
cus if you wanna chill with me you better go and grab that bong
or an apple or a can see you do not understand
faded 24/7 cus that's just the way I am
I can see you're having a little trouble believing me
then check this letter that I wrote recorded down in history
"two of my favourite things are sitting on my porch
and smoking a pipe of that sweet hemp" of course
that's a quote that I wrote while I was still in office
but enough of that I am too high I have to back up off this
where's my horse I think I need to go and ride him home
I was supposed to leave four score and twenty rips ago
you see my hat I like it I kinda think it looks like a stove
scratch it pass it one more time and let me hit it for the road
Sell drugs,
run guns,
nail s**** and f*** the law
we're founding fathers
we are Rushmore s***
and we were all high as b****
and don't let em try and tell you we grew it just for rope
you can check what we wrote down in our harvest notes
we separated seeds that we found more potent
in laymen's terms we were into getting bent
Smoking out the continental congress
everybody's b****** be all up on us
Patrick henrys in the corner looking pretty well spent
Ben franklin got so high he forgot to be president
your girl just said she never had it hit so good
smoke so many trees that ma f***** teeth turned wood
and if they make a monument to me when I die
it'll be a giant abstract joint up in the sky
but you know there gonna white wash me
make up some corny s*** about me chopping cherry trees
its hard to control the people if the founders are thugs
so they'll just teach that I was all prayers puppies and hugs
but that just aint the way it was
we set this whole place up with a hell of a buzz
so next time they try and tell ya that this stuff is wrong
look at a dollar, light a blunt, f***** sing my song
Sell drugs,
run guns,
nail s**** and f*** the law
we're founding fathers
we are Rushmore s***
and we were all high as b****
the declaration of independence,
I wrote so high, I'm surprized it makes sense
but we find these truths to be self evident
it goes puff puff pass or next round you get skipped
the founders, and we found this
and we founded this on cannabis
we're the founders, and we found this
and we founded this on cannabis
Mt.Rushmore crew
stone monument to some monumental stoners
ha ha
G. Washington, T. Jefferson, and A. Lincoln
and f*** that other guy, Calvin coolidge whoever the f***
we history