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Famous Truckdrivers' School of Songwriting Lyrics

(announcer)

Hi, I'm Dub Dudley, a professional truckdriver. And now a hit songwriter, too.
How many times have you been behind the wheel of a big rig, humming along to the C.B., sayin' to yourself, "Heck, I could probably write a half-decent song." Well, heck, you probably could. And I'm here to help. Because with the Famous Truckdriver's School of Songwriting course, you'll be jammin' notes as well as gears, and changin' keys as smooth as you change lanes. Just listen to some of the hit songs written by our grad-u-ates:

[first song]

Drivin' a big truck
Drivin' a big truck
Drivin' a big, big truuuck
Drivin' a big truck --

[next song]
I said, baby, I'll have some coffee
She said, Is that for here, or to go?
I said, Babe, I've been drivin' all night long
I'd like to set a spell, you know?

[next song]

Hey, there, Smokey Bear
You can't catch me
Got my foot to the floor
'Cause I gotta take a pee--
(announcer)

Yes, with the Famous Truckdriver's School of Songwriting, you'll learn how to turn an eighteen-wheeler into eighteen-karat gold. Just send $9.99 for our free booklet, "How To Write Songs About Trucks". And truckdrivers. And truck stops. And the truckin' industry. And women who'll do just about anything. Right back atcha, good buddy.

(another announcer)

The Famous Truckdriver's School of Songwriting. Not affiliated with the Famous Songwriter's School of Truck Driving, or the AFL-CIO.
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