Worst Days Ever Lyrics

Remember once at Christmastime,
When Santa didn't come
My worst days ever, my worst days ever
About that time I realized
That Santa is a b**
I trust him never, I trust him never
His a b**
& then I went to college
`Cause I hear it should be fun
Guess what happened, my worst days ever
Once or twice
I tried to be calm
It made me crazy, I lost it
& then I wrote this song
Laa Laa Laa Laa
LaLLaLLaLaa
my worst days ever, worst days ever
Laa Laa Laa Laa
LaLLaLLaLaa
my best days - they are yet to come
Kindergarten, football practice,
High-school & The Prom
Worst days ever, it could be better!
Now I'm seventy-five
& all my life I've been a b**
Which brings me back right to the time,
When Santa didn't come