Oh yes, I'm that master rap
I'm the cold cap (echo)
I'm what you know, ask
Rapping
Beyotch, Beyotch
2 times baby, one time more
Give it one more for Sir Too Short
When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that
They can't resist, the MC MC MC thing
That Too Too Too Too Too Short thing
Beyotch, I don't stop
Never ever ever will smoke that rock
Beyotch, I don't quit
I'm Too Short baby, got the s***
To rap on the mike, turn you out
Too Short baby without a doubt
I gotta change the beat
I got a song for every cold player
Oh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any n***** who ever in
life got his d*** sucked. So if you don't know what it's like
to get your d*** sucked, well then just dream.
H-E-A-D
I need a doctor just for me
To suck my d***, like a vet
To suck my d*** until I sweat
I need a b****, thick as hell
She's gotta suck d*** so I can tell
All my homies, what she did
She sucked and sucked and she's a b****
The homeboys laugh, everytime
And then I put her in my rhyme
Talk about a b**** who sucked d***
Man oh man that b**** can lick
She'll have a n***** jumping up
Making a n***** just wanna f***
Have you heard about baby, man she's tough
You know I have and now she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I loved that b******
I'm Sir Too $hort, I don't stop
I love a b**** for a b*******
I just laugh, over and over
When a b**** drinks s**** like it's a soda
A n***** be aiming, whops I missed
Get back b****, we'll never kiss
When it comes to me, game is tough
Have you heard about baby, man she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I loved to get my d*** sucked by her
b****** in Oakland want to be under
When they suck d*** like girl wonder
n****** in Oakland are sick as hell
As soon as they nut they gots to tell
All the homies, what she did
She sucked and sucked and she's a b****
The homeboys laugh everytime
And then I put her in a rhyme
Cause when a b**** sucks me down
I kick on back and think about now
When I sing about rap, all about her
The way she will and put in work
I'm Sir Too Short, in the chair
Bust big nuts like a big 'ol player
And sometimes baby we could f***
But everytime you know she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I loved to get my d*** sucked by that b****
Me and homeboy roll to the Hyatt
s*** went crazy when they had a riot
I got in the Cutlass, went a few blocks
Saw a b**** and had to stop
Asked her if she needed a ride
The b**** just kept on walking by
So I said baby, could we just talk
I make you see, no need to walk
She never should have stopped, now that time
Cuz now baby, your in my rhyme
I remember you leaving, said I'll see you soon
I remember us going in my room
But I've never seen you, you freaky b****
I now I tell the world just how you live
Too bad baby, we couldn't f***
Everytime I see ya I'm a say you suck
The b**** sucked d***
Man that b**** is going to give a vicious b*******
When I drop my drawls, I'll be ready
Blow more head than b******* Betty
Suck my d***, and suck it cool
And suck my homie when he come through
Just suck d***, till you see no other
I think my homie, is bringing his brother
All my homies are coming up
Kick back and cap and say she sucks
The b**** sucked d***
That b**** sucked d*** (echo)
I love a b**** like that, suck a whole lotta d***
Knows, get a n***** all juiced up when they bust into the b****** mouth
I'm a tell ya
If I wanted, I could black her
But I'm not f****** no head doctor
b****** don't know that Too SHort tip
You might get f***** if you don't suck d***
But I'm so freash, I'm so down
I tell that b**** the other way around
Suck my d*** and you'll get some
I'll f*** you baby till your c*** is numb
I'll bust my nut in her mouth
Smooth get dressed and roll out
I'm Sir Too Short, fresh fresh again
Kicking it tough just like a pimp
I could rap non stop in stereo
I talk about a b****, I watch her blow
Cause she just can't wait to f***
So for that one reason you know she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I just love that b**** for that good b******
I'm Too S-H-O-R-T
Rap so strong to the disco beat
Talk about b****** who ever licked
b**** don't lie, you sucked my d***
More then once, more than twice
It was hella times and it all was nice
You see me nut, when i look down
And you looked up and see me frown
Cause your one b**** I'll never f***
Do you know why, because you suck
She's a vicious head doctor with a P.H.D.
I'm the cold cap (echo)
I'm what you know, ask
Rapping
Beyotch, Beyotch
2 times baby, one time more
Give it one more for Sir Too Short
When I rap, I'm like this, I'm like that
They can't resist, the MC MC MC thing
That Too Too Too Too Too Short thing
Beyotch, I don't stop
Never ever ever will smoke that rock
Beyotch, I don't quit
I'm Too Short baby, got the s***
To rap on the mike, turn you out
Too Short baby without a doubt
I gotta change the beat
I got a song for every cold player
Oh yeah, this here song is dedicated to any n***** who ever in
life got his d*** sucked. So if you don't know what it's like
to get your d*** sucked, well then just dream.
H-E-A-D
I need a doctor just for me
To suck my d***, like a vet
To suck my d*** until I sweat
I need a b****, thick as hell
She's gotta suck d*** so I can tell
All my homies, what she did
She sucked and sucked and she's a b****
The homeboys laugh, everytime
And then I put her in my rhyme
Talk about a b**** who sucked d***
Man oh man that b**** can lick
She'll have a n***** jumping up
Making a n***** just wanna f***
Have you heard about baby, man she's tough
You know I have and now she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I loved that b******
I'm Sir Too $hort, I don't stop
I love a b**** for a b*******
I just laugh, over and over
When a b**** drinks s**** like it's a soda
A n***** be aiming, whops I missed
Get back b****, we'll never kiss
When it comes to me, game is tough
Have you heard about baby, man she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I loved to get my d*** sucked by her
b****** in Oakland want to be under
When they suck d*** like girl wonder
n****** in Oakland are sick as hell
As soon as they nut they gots to tell
All the homies, what she did
She sucked and sucked and she's a b****
The homeboys laugh everytime
And then I put her in a rhyme
Cause when a b**** sucks me down
I kick on back and think about now
When I sing about rap, all about her
The way she will and put in work
I'm Sir Too Short, in the chair
Bust big nuts like a big 'ol player
And sometimes baby we could f***
But everytime you know she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I loved to get my d*** sucked by that b****
Me and homeboy roll to the Hyatt
s*** went crazy when they had a riot
I got in the Cutlass, went a few blocks
Saw a b**** and had to stop
Asked her if she needed a ride
The b**** just kept on walking by
So I said baby, could we just talk
I make you see, no need to walk
She never should have stopped, now that time
Cuz now baby, your in my rhyme
I remember you leaving, said I'll see you soon
I remember us going in my room
But I've never seen you, you freaky b****
I now I tell the world just how you live
Too bad baby, we couldn't f***
Everytime I see ya I'm a say you suck
The b**** sucked d***
Man that b**** is going to give a vicious b*******
When I drop my drawls, I'll be ready
Blow more head than b******* Betty
Suck my d***, and suck it cool
And suck my homie when he come through
Just suck d***, till you see no other
I think my homie, is bringing his brother
All my homies are coming up
Kick back and cap and say she sucks
The b**** sucked d***
That b**** sucked d*** (echo)
I love a b**** like that, suck a whole lotta d***
Knows, get a n***** all juiced up when they bust into the b****** mouth
I'm a tell ya
If I wanted, I could black her
But I'm not f****** no head doctor
b****** don't know that Too SHort tip
You might get f***** if you don't suck d***
But I'm so freash, I'm so down
I tell that b**** the other way around
Suck my d*** and you'll get some
I'll f*** you baby till your c*** is numb
I'll bust my nut in her mouth
Smooth get dressed and roll out
I'm Sir Too Short, fresh fresh again
Kicking it tough just like a pimp
I could rap non stop in stereo
I talk about a b****, I watch her blow
Cause she just can't wait to f***
So for that one reason you know she sucks
The b**** sucked d***, so much d***
I just love that b**** for that good b******
I'm Too S-H-O-R-T
Rap so strong to the disco beat
Talk about b****** who ever licked
b**** don't lie, you sucked my d***
More then once, more than twice
It was hella times and it all was nice
You see me nut, when i look down
And you looked up and see me frown
Cause your one b**** I'll never f***
Do you know why, because you suck
She's a vicious head doctor with a P.H.D.