-=talking=-
It's almost ova ho
She ain't no ho
Check out somethin' on my computer real quick
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho
[Too $hort]
It's 2004
Ain't no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com w****s
My whole life is like girls gone wild
Cuz this player keeps girls on file
Just tell me what you liken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
It's time to log on baby
Eat this d*** up 'til it's all gone baby
I ain't fake [I ain't fake]
This site is all no-fiction
Real p****, real d***, real friction
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers
I'm trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her b***
Pimpandho.com
[Chorus]
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
$hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
Lick it
[Too $hort]
No need to go
Got some weed to blow
Got that Goodwill game to feed the po'
I got b******
Don't ask what these are fo'
Might learn a few things that you need to know [chill out]
So kick back and watch the show
$hort Dig on the mic
Can't stop the flow [no, no]
All the squares get out the do'
If you ain't high enough yet
You need to pop some mo' [stay high]
And check out the player's site
The content is all that and a tear b***, yeah
You can download the pimp fashion
Old School Too $hort wit the pimp classics
One million hits in a days time [time]
Women so fine they'll daze your mind
We online [we online]
The computer from the eight track
Sellin' s** since way back
It's Pimpandho.com
[Chorus]
-=talking=-
Big Dez is on the beat
Yea fo' show
It's Pimpandho.com
It's where you see the baddest b******
Doin' the freakiest s***
$hort Dog style
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker
My pimp partner K.B. up in this m**** f****
And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users
I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the p***
It's all good baby
You can dial up if you want to
As long as you enjoy the show
It's Pipmpology, b*****
Oh yeah, and it's all real baby
None of those silicone, blonde, Barbie b******
t****** all crooked and s***
Naw, naw, none of that
You got a website player?
What's yo address?
You know?
It's that old game baby
It all started at the Player's Ball
Don't miss the next party
Cuz you might get lucky, b*****
It's almost ova ho
She ain't no ho
Check out somethin' on my computer real quick
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho
[Too $hort]
It's 2004
Ain't no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com w****s
My whole life is like girls gone wild
Cuz this player keeps girls on file
Just tell me what you liken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
It's time to log on baby
Eat this d*** up 'til it's all gone baby
I ain't fake [I ain't fake]
This site is all no-fiction
Real p****, real d***, real friction
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers
I'm trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her b***
Pimpandho.com
[Chorus]
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
$hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin' on my dog bone
Lick it
[Too $hort]
No need to go
Got some weed to blow
Got that Goodwill game to feed the po'
I got b******
Don't ask what these are fo'
Might learn a few things that you need to know [chill out]
So kick back and watch the show
$hort Dig on the mic
Can't stop the flow [no, no]
All the squares get out the do'
If you ain't high enough yet
You need to pop some mo' [stay high]
And check out the player's site
The content is all that and a tear b***, yeah
You can download the pimp fashion
Old School Too $hort wit the pimp classics
One million hits in a days time [time]
Women so fine they'll daze your mind
We online [we online]
The computer from the eight track
Sellin' s** since way back
It's Pimpandho.com
[Chorus]
-=talking=-
Big Dez is on the beat
Yea fo' show
It's Pimpandho.com
It's where you see the baddest b******
Doin' the freakiest s***
$hort Dog style
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker
My pimp partner K.B. up in this m**** f****
And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users
I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the p***
It's all good baby
You can dial up if you want to
As long as you enjoy the show
It's Pipmpology, b*****
Oh yeah, and it's all real baby
None of those silicone, blonde, Barbie b******
t****** all crooked and s***
Naw, naw, none of that
You got a website player?
What's yo address?
You know?
It's that old game baby
It all started at the Player's Ball
Don't miss the next party
Cuz you might get lucky, b*****