(feat. Lil Skeeter)
[Too $hort]
One thing's for sure...
You will get called a b****... b****
So m***********' fast - b****
Short Dog's in the house... beotch!
What's up b****, you the cut up b****
f*** somethin' b****, suck somethin' b****
Look out b****, watch out b****
Yeah I f***** you b**** then got out, b****
Catch out b****, f*** that s***
m*********** gettin' mad, f*** that b****
So b****, pay me b****
You can love me b****, you can hate me b****
Straight up b****, save a b****
Then pay a b****, I don't play that b****
Cause a b**** is known to get outta line
And a b**** don't understand, I'm on the grind
You lil' b****, I'm all about the paper
When I leave b**** tell 'em all about a player
Go on b****, c'mon b****
Run home b****, get front on b****
That's right b****, f*** off b****
You get off b**** when you suck all them d***s
Get cut off b**** when I come home b****
s*** ain't right? Get the f*** on b****
Speak up b****, say what b****
Wanna pull me down, I'ma stay up b****
So what b****, do what you wanna do
A n**** like me don't want nothin' with you
I want a b****, a real a** b****
You can feel that b**** when she kill that grip
Hundred dollar bills b****, I'ma still get a grip
And I won't feel s*** when I get a new b****
Lil' b****, back up b****
When I say you fine don't act a b****
I'll slap a b****, get smacked up b****
Wanna get in my way when I stack up chips?
[Chorus]
I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
[Too $hort]
You know what?
A b**** is a once-a-month funky c*** bleedin'
b**** fell in love but she won't stop cheatin'
Real dumb with low self esteem
f*** a n**** she just met and won't be able to see him
Later on when she wanna get f***** some more
I said "b****, why you such a stupid hoe?"
You lil' b****, you never could f*** with this
And every b**** that don't like it, she can suck my d***
20 years later, still settin' it off
Still talkin' bad 'bout them pregnant dogs
They ask me "Short Dog, why you talk so bad?"
b**** disrespect me, get off in her a**
I'm pullin' hoe cards (time to learn a lesson real quick)
Ask me, "What's the definition of a b****?"
A real b**** - she gon' know she one
Suck the d***, drink the nut, and say she owe me one
d*** b****, you that b****, can you do that b****?
Move back b****, say who that b****... I don't know you hoe
I don't sniff cocaine, I don't want no blow
b**** you a dummie - b****, junkie
b****, funky b****, punkass b****
Jump out b****, get the f*** out b****, get cussed out b****
Cause a b**** is known to get on my nerves
And a b**** don't really know when I'm on the swerve
I'm like "b****, miss me", "b**** don't kiss me"
"b****, just lick me b****"
You's a b****, knew it when I heard the beat
b**** ain't nothin' but a word to me
I told you ten times, all she gon' get is pimp lines
I'm Short Dog -
[Chorus]
I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
[Too $hort]
One thing's for sure...
You will get called a b****... b****
So m***********' fast - b****
Short Dog's in the house... beotch!
What's up b****, you the cut up b****
f*** somethin' b****, suck somethin' b****
Look out b****, watch out b****
Yeah I f***** you b**** then got out, b****
Catch out b****, f*** that s***
m*********** gettin' mad, f*** that b****
So b****, pay me b****
You can love me b****, you can hate me b****
Straight up b****, save a b****
Then pay a b****, I don't play that b****
Cause a b**** is known to get outta line
And a b**** don't understand, I'm on the grind
You lil' b****, I'm all about the paper
When I leave b**** tell 'em all about a player
Go on b****, c'mon b****
Run home b****, get front on b****
That's right b****, f*** off b****
You get off b**** when you suck all them d***s
Get cut off b**** when I come home b****
s*** ain't right? Get the f*** on b****
Speak up b****, say what b****
Wanna pull me down, I'ma stay up b****
So what b****, do what you wanna do
A n**** like me don't want nothin' with you
I want a b****, a real a** b****
You can feel that b**** when she kill that grip
Hundred dollar bills b****, I'ma still get a grip
And I won't feel s*** when I get a new b****
Lil' b****, back up b****
When I say you fine don't act a b****
I'll slap a b****, get smacked up b****
Wanna get in my way when I stack up chips?
[Chorus]
I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
[Too $hort]
You know what?
A b**** is a once-a-month funky c*** bleedin'
b**** fell in love but she won't stop cheatin'
Real dumb with low self esteem
f*** a n**** she just met and won't be able to see him
Later on when she wanna get f***** some more
I said "b****, why you such a stupid hoe?"
You lil' b****, you never could f*** with this
And every b**** that don't like it, she can suck my d***
20 years later, still settin' it off
Still talkin' bad 'bout them pregnant dogs
They ask me "Short Dog, why you talk so bad?"
b**** disrespect me, get off in her a**
I'm pullin' hoe cards (time to learn a lesson real quick)
Ask me, "What's the definition of a b****?"
A real b**** - she gon' know she one
Suck the d***, drink the nut, and say she owe me one
d*** b****, you that b****, can you do that b****?
Move back b****, say who that b****... I don't know you hoe
I don't sniff cocaine, I don't want no blow
b**** you a dummie - b****, junkie
b****, funky b****, punkass b****
Jump out b****, get the f*** out b****, get cussed out b****
Cause a b**** is known to get on my nerves
And a b**** don't really know when I'm on the swerve
I'm like "b****, miss me", "b**** don't kiss me"
"b****, just lick me b****"
You's a b****, knew it when I heard the beat
b**** ain't nothin' but a word to me
I told you ten times, all she gon' get is pimp lines
I'm Short Dog -
[Chorus]
I'll call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...
Call her a beotch!...
Beotch!...