Right about now in the place to be
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the m*********** Dangerous Crew b****
with that old school
Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
b****** Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
s**** on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
b****** Betty make your d*** get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, b**** wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
b****** Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
b**** kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe f*** with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and f*** about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my d*** in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get b****** anytime I wanna
Got a big d*** and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
n***** always sayin' how they f***** that b****
But I'm the only n**** that the b**** made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to f***
With any m*********** got nuts to suck
I spit game to the b****, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that d*** for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
b**** ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
b****** Betty was dumb
A fiend for a f*** and a mouth full of c**
She made money for a minute but she loved the s**
So I cut the b**** loose like a old school vet
6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my b**** but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the b****
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, b****** Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole d*** crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that b**** on her b***
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on s**** in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a b****
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by b****** Betty!
Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all n***** don't know though, that's it
Too $hort baby
Gettin' real funky with the m*********** Dangerous Crew b****
with that old school
Too $hort baby, I'm so hard
Pimpin' these hoes on the boulevard
But I'm not here to tell ya bout me
I got a little story bout a nasty freak
She's the kind of girl you think about in bed
b****** Betty givin' real good head
Bust a left nut, right nut in her jaw
s**** on her cheeks is all ya saw
She could blow more head than a whale blows water
b****** Betty make your d*** get harder
She's a one of a kind, a hell of a girl
A trip and a half around the world
Catch her gettin' busy, b**** wouldn't stop
She's the kind of girl that'll make your toes pop
Every time I used to see her, I would know what's up
b****** Betty better blow me up
I remember the day when I first met her
b**** kinda loose so I knew I'd get her
Walked up to her said
"my name is $hort, just what you've been lookin' for"
Pimp is my game, I do it the best
Hoe f*** with me, she don't get no rest
Well after that, I G'ed the freak
I used to stop by and f*** about twice a week
And from the very first time I went to her house
Walked in the door and stuck my d*** in her mouth
$hort Dog'll get b****** anytime I wanna
Got a big d*** and lay it right on her tonsils
Only stick it in about half way back
Cause if I put it all in, it bust straight through her neck
n***** always sayin' how they f***** that b****
But I'm the only n**** that the b**** made rich
Like any other tramp she loved to f***
With any m*********** got nuts to suck
I spit game to the b****, just like this
Why you runnin' round suckin' all that d*** for no money?
It didn't take long to stay true to the game
And get my pimpin' on
But every once in a while you get a stupid hoe
b**** ain't about money and she'll never know how to get it
b****** Betty was dumb
A fiend for a f*** and a mouth full of c**
She made money for a minute but she loved the s**
So I cut the b**** loose like a old school vet
6 months later, I'm still a pimp, I'm still a player
One night at a club, she was puttin' in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin' one at a time
Wasn't my b**** but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the b****
Slapped her on the head, said, "you ready to switch?"
And to the players out there
Instantly, b****** Betty started servin' me
Cause the player I am to the day I'm dead
I was sittin' on the sink gettin' some head
It was all so good and much too true
One young freak and a whole d*** crew
But then I shot that fatal nut
Must of knocked that b**** on her b***
She couldn't even breathe, she was holdin' her throat
Me and my homies just hit the door
My homeboy said "$hort don't worry"
But that next day I read this story
A young girl died just last night
She choked on s**** in her windpipe
It was on her face, her neck, and chest
And we're sorry to say there's no suspect
When I saw that my brain clicked
I bust a nut and killed a b****
It might sound sick, it might be petty
But ya never been sucked by b****** Betty!
Beeyatch!
Yeah hoe, y'all n***** don't know though, that's it