When all them mother boys had guns and action toys
I had my Lego and some records and a ball
I didn´t skip a class, no drinks or homemade grass
But I was never left out in the cold
I was just
Chorus:
Too lazy to go crazy
Too scared to walk a risky line
But when my friends are grey and bored
I´ll swing until the final cord
I´ll be the wildest man alive
When Miss and Mister Jones sleep in their senior homes
I´ll fly to Goa and get higher than a plane
No mountain cold enough, no task or man too hard or tough
I´ll take on every dare you through my way
Chorus
The best thing about being old
You´re risking less acting bold
I´ll slap the girl who sneaks in line
I´ll drink of beers that aren´t mine
If food is c*** I´ll cry out loud
I´ll step on feet in trendy crowds
If pushy drivers are on my tale
I´ll slow down and roll like a snail
I won´t be
I had my Lego and some records and a ball
I didn´t skip a class, no drinks or homemade grass
But I was never left out in the cold
I was just
Chorus:
Too lazy to go crazy
Too scared to walk a risky line
But when my friends are grey and bored
I´ll swing until the final cord
I´ll be the wildest man alive
When Miss and Mister Jones sleep in their senior homes
I´ll fly to Goa and get higher than a plane
No mountain cold enough, no task or man too hard or tough
I´ll take on every dare you through my way
Chorus
The best thing about being old
You´re risking less acting bold
I´ll slap the girl who sneaks in line
I´ll drink of beers that aren´t mine
If food is c*** I´ll cry out loud
I´ll step on feet in trendy crowds
If pushy drivers are on my tale
I´ll slow down and roll like a snail
I won´t be