Your dad can suck my c*** if he can come and play
Your mom can to touch my d*** every single f****** day
With the fingers on my hand, your brother he will buckle
For another dollar f****** do it to your uncle
It's a hot d*** day down in California
It's a grand old way in California
If you come and play, I just gotta warn ya
You can take a dump on my chest if it's okay
Just don't take a p*** in someone's mouth when you're away
I jack myself to sleep every night, I'll have a dozen
I'll let you watch the show when I'm p***ing on your cousin
It's a fun, hard day in California
It's a grand old day in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We f*** in California
It's a fun, hard day up in California
It's a grand old day up in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We f*** in California
And this is California
And this is California
We f*** in California
And this is California
We f*** in California
We f*** in California
Cause this is California
Your mom can to touch my d*** every single f****** day
With the fingers on my hand, your brother he will buckle
For another dollar f****** do it to your uncle
It's a hot d*** day down in California
It's a grand old way in California
If you come and play, I just gotta warn ya
You can take a dump on my chest if it's okay
Just don't take a p*** in someone's mouth when you're away
I jack myself to sleep every night, I'll have a dozen
I'll let you watch the show when I'm p***ing on your cousin
It's a fun, hard day in California
It's a grand old day in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We f*** in California
It's a fun, hard day up in California
It's a grand old day up in California
Can you come play here in California?
California, this is California
We f*** in California
And this is California
And this is California
We f*** in California
And this is California
We f*** in California
We f*** in California
Cause this is California