Santacide Lyrics

I know you're coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, b******
In the malls and the markets you hide
Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside

One Santa falls down
Outside a darkened thrift town
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am happy

Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, b******.
Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt.
I'll be free of disease once more.
One Santa falls down
outside a diners windown
Baby Jesus smiles and
I am happy

You ever seen a Santa run?
Well it's so d*** funny.
Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please.
Makes me giggle!

SOLO

I know you're coming
The same every year
A fat man invasion
This time I'm ready
Come along, fat man, Santa
Santa, fat man, b******.
The true meaning of Christmas is love,
of fat man wrapped up in a red box.

One Santa falls down
In his own apartment
Baby Jesus smiles down
I am holy!

SANTA!!! SANTA!!!
Santa you are a fat man