Was it God or the devil?
Tell me, somebody.
Who put Sophie Lee
In Sophie Lee's body?
Is it better or worse? -
I'll pay you some money -
Is it better or worse
When she tries to be funny?
Is it or isn't it
My T.V. set squeaking?
It surely can't be
English she's speaking.
Who is who, d*** it -
Oh, tell me soon -
Who is the human
And who the cartoon?
It couldn't be, could it?
Impossible, I feel -
I heard Sophie Lee
Is actually real.
Tell me, somebody.
Who put Sophie Lee
In Sophie Lee's body?
Is it better or worse? -
I'll pay you some money -
Is it better or worse
When she tries to be funny?
Is it or isn't it
My T.V. set squeaking?
It surely can't be
English she's speaking.
Who is who, d*** it -
Oh, tell me soon -
Who is the human
And who the cartoon?
It couldn't be, could it?
Impossible, I feel -
I heard Sophie Lee
Is actually real.