Miracle Elixir Lyrics

coca-cola miracle elixir
excellent a beverage groovy as a mixer
compliments the popcorn when you're hanging at the flicks
drink it with your shirt off it'll help you pick up chicks
coca-cola miracle elixir
give it to your granny if she's feeling kinda sick
drink it by the gallon it's guaranteed to fix her
coca-cola miracle elick

everybody knows they have a right to their opinion
advertising never lies
coca-cola helps you pick up guys
everybody knows that
everybody knows that there is only one real cola
i watch tele every day
a can of c**e is as good as a holiday
coca-cola helps you to relax
coca-cola gives you better s**
coca-cola never lies
coca-cola helps you pick up guys
c**e is known to every known race
c**e is advertised in outer s***e
i thank god for c**e when i say grace.
everybody knows they have a right to their opinion
advertising never lies
coca-cola helps you pick up guys
everybody knows that