If anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single psychic
Who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions
That they are able to read minds
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single astrologer
Who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions
That they can predict future human events by interpreting celestial signs
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single homeopathic practitioner
Who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions
That solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff
Dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water
Have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo
And if anyone can show me one example in the entire history of the world
Of a single spiritual or religious person
Who's been able to show either empirically or logically
The existence of a higher power, with any consciousness or interest in the human race
Or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices
Or that there is any reason, other than fear, to believe in any version of an afterlife
I will give you my piano
One of my legs
And my wife
Of a single psychic
Who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions
That they are able to read minds
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single astrologer
Who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions
That they can predict future human events by interpreting celestial signs
And if anyone can show me one example in the history of the world
Of a single homeopathic practitioner
Who's been able to prove under reasonable experimental conditions
That solutions made up of infinitely tiny particles of good stuff
Dissolved repeatedly into relatively huge quantities of water
Have a consistently higher medicinal value than a similarly administered placebo
And if anyone can show me one example in the entire history of the world
Of a single spiritual or religious person
Who's been able to show either empirically or logically
The existence of a higher power, with any consciousness or interest in the human race
Or ability to punish or reward humans for there moral choices
Or that there is any reason, other than fear, to believe in any version of an afterlife
I will give you my piano
One of my legs
And my wife