Your love for me is not debatable
Your s**ual appetite's insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you.
You don't have problems with your weightable
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to m********* at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you.
You never seem to menstruate at all
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you.
With you in my arms I feel we could just float away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around.
Your thighs and b***ocks are so holdable
You always do just what you're toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.
My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you 'round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
Refutable, commutable you.
You're never sensitive or tickley
When I rub you my skin goes p****ely
It's known as static electricity
Felicity when I'm kissing you.
Your skin is so smooth - I couldn't afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts with the pump off my bike.
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.
Any s**ual position's feasible
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.
You don't complain about my hairy back
Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.
Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all off with a (tissue)
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.
(Piano Solo)
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
And I won't let you down.
Your s**ual appetite's insatiable
You never ever make me waitable
Delectable, inflatable you.
You don't have problems with your weightable
You never steal food off my plate at all
I never have to m********* at all
Unstoppable, inflatable you.
You never seem to menstruate at all
So you're not angry when I'm late at all
I feel permanently felatable
Unpoppable, inflatable you.
With you in my arms I feel we could just float away
With the right kind of gas I might even try it some day
In this ocean of life I'm never afraid I might drown
We could just float forever whatever the weather
Whenever my inflatable lover's around.
Your thighs and b***ocks are so holdable
You always do just what you're toldable
And if we argue you just foldable
Controllable consolable you.
My mates all reckon you are suitable
I took you 'round to watch the footable
And Steve and Gary said you're rootable
Refutable, commutable you.
You're never sensitive or tickley
When I rub you my skin goes p****ely
It's known as static electricity
Felicity when I'm kissing you.
Your skin is so smooth - I couldn't afford you with hair
You have all the holes real girls have got plus one for the air
Your problems are simple, I don't need my Masters in Psych
To know if you get down I just perk you right up
With a couple of squirts with the pump off my bike.
You never wake up when I snore at all
A trait which I find quite adorable
You have a box and you are storable
Ignorable, back-doorable you.
Any s**ual position's feasible
Although you don't bend at the knees at all
Your hooters are so firm and squeezable
Increasable, un-creasable you.
You don't complain about my hairy back
Or 'bout the inches that downstairs I lack
You're not disgusted by my furry crack
Burt Bacharach, Jack Kerouac ooo.
Now birth control is not an issue
I clean it all off with a (tissue)
I bet my jealous friends all wish you
Were insatiably inflatably theirs.
(Piano Solo)
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
Don't let me down.
And I won't let you down.