1. Feminism
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
And not be afraid for their lives
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right
And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my s** for making women feel like objects
f*** I love b**** though, I just really love them
f*** I love b**** though, I just wanna rub them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch b**** than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like b****.
2. Poverty (altruism)
I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
f*** I love b**** though.
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own b**** than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love b****.
3. Enviromentalism
I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can a**ume we can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.
The earth's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.
f*** I love b**** though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun when they're aged 21
Or octogenarian.
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat b**** than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love b****.
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are b***ock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations when
They can't get a glimpse of your b**
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy v*****
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
From that first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just f****** monkeys in shoes
And I
Will always love b****.
I believe that women have the right to walk the streets at night
And not be afraid for their lives
I believe that women have the right to choose what happens to her body
Without suffering the judgement of the conservative right
And I believe that women have the right to wear the clothes they like
Without being treated like dirt
And I believe we men are pathetic how we seem to judge aesthetic
As the measure of a woman's worth
I'm ashamed on behalf of my s** for making women feel like objects
f*** I love b**** though, I just really love them
f*** I love b**** though, I just wanna rub them
They're just so jooby, they make me feel groovy
I would rather watch b**** than a movie
Be doop be doo. I just really like b****.
2. Poverty (altruism)
I believe people are entitled to basic human rights
Whether they are rich or their poor
I believe a world where no children are starving
Is a world worth fighting for
And I try to remind myself, even when I'm struggling
How incredibly lucky I am
And I don't think it's ok that the luxuries I crave
Should come at the expense of my fellow man
I'm sure I could give a little more
To alleviate the suffering of the poor.
f*** I love b**** though.
I just really love them
I don't really mind if I am behind
Below or above them.
They're just so jubbly
They make me feel lovely
I'd rather own b**** than a pub
Be doop be doop doop doo doo doo
I really love b****.
3. Enviromentalism
I believe the that planet we live in is a living organism
And we must treat her carefully
I don't think we can a**ume we can just go on consuming
Her resources indefinitely.
The earth's not a bottomless pit
And we can all do our little bit.
f*** I love b**** though
I just really care for 'em
They're equally fun when they're aged 21
Or octogenarian.
They're just so flappy
They make me feel happy
I'd rather eat b**** than a bap
Be doop be doo
I just really love b****.
Evolutionary theory says bosoms are b***ock-like protrusions
Designed to tempt men in situations when
They can't get a glimpse of your b**
I find such hypotheses dumb, it's like the one that says
Lipstick is for making your lips look more
Like the lips of a happy v*****
Since they said that I can't look my great aunt in the eye
Why'd they have to say that, oh why?
From that first little suck of colostrum
To the grope of the the nurse in the old people's hostel
We're just f****** monkeys in shoes
And I
Will always love b****.