Hide This Face Lyrics

I'm a smash at c***tail parties
I keep falling on my face
I can't decide which side my heart is
I'm such a d*** disgrace
Can't take me anyplace (can't read the menu)
Can't take me anyplace (it's gotta be in french)
Can't take me anyplace
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I reinvent behaving badly
I'm extremely commonplace
Although you know I love me madly
I disturb the populace
Can't take me anyplace
Can't take me anyplace
Can't take me anyplace
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I'm the subject of controversy
It's my delicious carapace
But idle gossip never bothered me
I'm the very worst of taste
Can't take me anyplace
Can't take me anyplace
Can't take me anyplace
Can't take me anyplace