Marry loves Betty they're both so happy
but daddy wants Betty to marry Eddy but
Eddy loves Larry people think it's crazy
but Larry knows Marry and they're all okey dokey with it
so.. they went to hide in the closet where all secrets safe and sound
come into the closet hide
now Betty and Eddy think the closet is merry
the gals are buthcy and the boys love Liberace
but its getting full, getting kinda stuffy
the cat fights and the bully, the drama and hypocrisy
so they want to come out of the closet let the bigots judge
who can tell who the closet cases really are
but daddy wants Betty to marry Eddy but
Eddy loves Larry people think it's crazy
but Larry knows Marry and they're all okey dokey with it
so.. they went to hide in the closet where all secrets safe and sound
come into the closet hide
now Betty and Eddy think the closet is merry
the gals are buthcy and the boys love Liberace
but its getting full, getting kinda stuffy
the cat fights and the bully, the drama and hypocrisy
so they want to come out of the closet let the bigots judge
who can tell who the closet cases really are