Parking your car
A rendezvous overdue at the bar
And I could say we're the same
But it would seem that you're the man to ask these days
As you bend the truth
With a collection of stories you've hid
Where do I begin?
If everyone's pulling up floorboards
Listening in
You're hot s*** and it seems that I'm the last to know
Forced to call out my neighborhood shrink
She'll make me choose between food or a drink
Sharing wives' tales
About speakeasies beside the turnpike gates
A recent problem in the Diner State
But won't you just hear the news
You're counting on rain checks
Just train wrecks
And I am sifting through
The collection of places you've been
Where should I begin?
When I could be pulling up floorboards
I'm listening intently
A rendezvous overdue at the bar
And I could say we're the same
But it would seem that you're the man to ask these days
As you bend the truth
With a collection of stories you've hid
Where do I begin?
If everyone's pulling up floorboards
Listening in
You're hot s*** and it seems that I'm the last to know
Forced to call out my neighborhood shrink
She'll make me choose between food or a drink
Sharing wives' tales
About speakeasies beside the turnpike gates
A recent problem in the Diner State
But won't you just hear the news
You're counting on rain checks
Just train wrecks
And I am sifting through
The collection of places you've been
Where should I begin?
When I could be pulling up floorboards
I'm listening intently