Where's The Modding API? Lyrics

Hey Mr. Dinnerbone tells us regu(la)rly
Says he's got a glint in his eye
but we've yet to see, guess he's too busy
Promised long ago, just don't deny
Yes I know it's tough, but we've had enough
Where's the modding API?
I can't make it work, mods have silly quirks
Drives me mad I just want to cry!
That is why I tweet, oh yes, yet again
Where's the modding API?

Optifine is now installed
But my game can't help but stall
Wish I could see things so clear
Like mobs and buildings from over here

Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
More mods, more mods, many mods installed
Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
None of them work right, where's the overhaul?

Wish I had a pack, like Moonquest

Toomanyitems, Better than Diamonds
DeathChest to help when I die
Client's running slow, just show's what I know
Bibliocraft and Artifice
Notch give me the job, I will have a go
I will make the API
Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
More mods, more mods, many mods installed

Another mod installed, yes
Another mod installed
None of them work right, where's the overhaul?

Wish I had a pack, like Moonquest

Buildcraft, Tinker's, Mo Creatures
Rei's Minimap, Adds more features
I just wish that they all could run
Fixing mods is the opposite of fun

Wish I had a pack, like Moonquest