I be that potion mixin', spell castin', dragon ridin' wizard
Got a 3 foot hat with a 6 foot beard, and its only gettin' bigger
Put a staff up in my hand, and I'll shrink you down to size
All I need is a tail of a newt, and some platypus eyes.
I cast a spell to make them t****** just bounce
I speak in a language only wizards can p***ounce
Gimme my spells, gimme my book - gimme my cauldron and something to cook
I'm a crazy a** wizard, I ain't gonna die
Trust me on that - Many have tried.
Slow it down just for a minute
Wizards in the rap game? we gonna win it.
Let's begin it everybody in the room stand and shout
Its those magical fools - the wizards all up in the house
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
I'm a wizard b**** - you can't defeat me
Cause I'm a predator 2, like Danny Glover on a GT.
And when I rap son - I cast spells
And when I'm bangin' your wench - I make it rain like Kells.
Yes I did, and I'll do it again
I'm from the city of wind, we keep our wenches on bend.
You could lock me up - but i'll break out -
Whistle for my dragon with the diamond saddle caked out.
And then we hit the club, and then we tip the potion
Hey yo b****, break out the lotion
And now lather up - and lather down
Grab ahold of my staff, and go to town
You think I'm playin' huh? Bout what I'm sayin' huh?
Don't make me get out my spell book, now you prayin' huh.
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly
You know who it be - It's that crazy a** mage
Walking out the goblin fortress with my loaded 12 gauge
I be flyin' on a dragon - you be ridin' in a rental
While you dance up in the club, I summon blizzard elementals
Bow down you b****, and show this wizard respect
I'll either bust you with a staff or I'll blast you with a tech
f*** that fool Harry Potter - he ain't nothin' but a b****
Actin' like a little girl - might as well call him witch
I'm a wizard. You can tell by these nuts,
And I'm throwin' out spells cause I know so much
Simply put I am the best, always down for a quest
And I never leave the castle without a bullet proof vest
Weak a** apprentice - you can't see me
I'm a W - I - Z - A - R - D
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly
Got a 3 foot hat with a 6 foot beard, and its only gettin' bigger
Put a staff up in my hand, and I'll shrink you down to size
All I need is a tail of a newt, and some platypus eyes.
I cast a spell to make them t****** just bounce
I speak in a language only wizards can p***ounce
Gimme my spells, gimme my book - gimme my cauldron and something to cook
I'm a crazy a** wizard, I ain't gonna die
Trust me on that - Many have tried.
Slow it down just for a minute
Wizards in the rap game? we gonna win it.
Let's begin it everybody in the room stand and shout
Its those magical fools - the wizards all up in the house
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
I'm a wizard b**** - you can't defeat me
Cause I'm a predator 2, like Danny Glover on a GT.
And when I rap son - I cast spells
And when I'm bangin' your wench - I make it rain like Kells.
Yes I did, and I'll do it again
I'm from the city of wind, we keep our wenches on bend.
You could lock me up - but i'll break out -
Whistle for my dragon with the diamond saddle caked out.
And then we hit the club, and then we tip the potion
Hey yo b****, break out the lotion
And now lather up - and lather down
Grab ahold of my staff, and go to town
You think I'm playin' huh? Bout what I'm sayin' huh?
Don't make me get out my spell book, now you prayin' huh.
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly
You know who it be - It's that crazy a** mage
Walking out the goblin fortress with my loaded 12 gauge
I be flyin' on a dragon - you be ridin' in a rental
While you dance up in the club, I summon blizzard elementals
Bow down you b****, and show this wizard respect
I'll either bust you with a staff or I'll blast you with a tech
f*** that fool Harry Potter - he ain't nothin' but a b****
Actin' like a little girl - might as well call him witch
I'm a wizard. You can tell by these nuts,
And I'm throwin' out spells cause I know so much
Simply put I am the best, always down for a quest
And I never leave the castle without a bullet proof vest
Weak a** apprentice - you can't see me
I'm a W - I - Z - A - R - D
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion mow we coastin.
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die.
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly