When I come in from the wilderness
With my pockets full of wildebeests
You might look bewildered, at least
When you feast your eyes upon me
I am a luminous white baguette
And don't you forget it
And the cliff face bears the silhouette
Of my girl's inverted head
I am a vapour, still warm, passing through her,
A p*****-up lobster in a curdling galaxy of paint
And I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
Somewhere in the Bahamas
I rode those llamas
Wearing only my pyjamas
I peeled my own bananas, then
And I wish I had had one last glass of that milk
Before it turned so sour
Still - I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
With my pockets full of wildebeests
You might look bewildered, at least
When you feast your eyes upon me
I am a luminous white baguette
And don't you forget it
And the cliff face bears the silhouette
Of my girl's inverted head
I am a vapour, still warm, passing through her,
A p*****-up lobster in a curdling galaxy of paint
And I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
Somewhere in the Bahamas
I rode those llamas
Wearing only my pyjamas
I peeled my own bananas, then
And I wish I had had one last glass of that milk
Before it turned so sour
Still - I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend
I like my girlfriend better than your girlfriend