I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
Well folks to you it may sound strange
but I gotta tell you it's allready arranged
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
I remember kinda well, it was on a Friday evening
I was watching television with you and your grandmother
She started coming closer to me
I started sweating from the nostrils
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
I want a girl that has been in world war II
Well baby, you know I like you
That's why I'm talking to you closely
I just don't like you as much as your grandmother
So why don't you introduce me
I don't want to talk about the latest disco
I just wanna have a waffle and a nice cup of coffee
And then I wanna talk with your grandmother
about that German invasion
Take me to your grandma's house
Let me really get to know her
Take me to your grandma's house
Grandpa looking over my shoulder
But I don't want to take her out
I just wanna take her in
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
You know them young girls parading down the street
thinking they look s**y and thinking they is neat
Well I gotta tell you right now people
being young is not really an achievement
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
Listen up people, I'm gonna tell you something about my girl
(yeah tell 'em something about your girl)
Not only is she sweet, s**y, intelligent, experienced
She's lovely and charming, and uh, aah, ooh, and 82
but most of all my girl is:
Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side
Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the behind
Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side
Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the inside
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
Well folks to you it may sound strange
but I gotta tell you it's allready arranged
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
I remember kinda well, it was on a Friday evening
I was watching television with you and your grandmother
She started coming closer to me
I started sweating from the nostrils
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
I want a girl that has been in world war II
Well baby, you know I like you
That's why I'm talking to you closely
I just don't like you as much as your grandmother
So why don't you introduce me
I don't want to talk about the latest disco
I just wanna have a waffle and a nice cup of coffee
And then I wanna talk with your grandmother
about that German invasion
Take me to your grandma's house
Let me really get to know her
Take me to your grandma's house
Grandpa looking over my shoulder
But I don't want to take her out
I just wanna take her in
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
You know them young girls parading down the street
thinking they look s**y and thinking they is neat
Well I gotta tell you right now people
being young is not really an achievement
I never said I loved you, never made a move
I just wanna get down with your grandmother
Listen up people, I'm gonna tell you something about my girl
(yeah tell 'em something about your girl)
Not only is she sweet, s**y, intelligent, experienced
She's lovely and charming, and uh, aah, ooh, and 82
but most of all my girl is:
Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side
Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the behind
Wrinkled on the top, wrinkled on the side
Wrinkled on the bottom and wrinkled on the inside