I saw a wasp in a window
I felt sorry for him
I saw a bee in a puddle
Learning how to swim
I saw a bird in a forest
Just flown in from Spain
Eating the fruit in the treetops
Waving at the planes
It's a great Big Dipper
It's the Bates Motel
It's the Tower of Pisa
Hale and Pace as well
It's a Chocolate Orange
And it's Langoustine's
It's a strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
Strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
I saw an ape on the TV
Picking at his nose
He made it look rather easy
Using all his toes
It's the Queen of Sheba
Ricardo Montalban
It's a Vauxhall Viva
And it's Kofi Annan
It's a coded warning
A nativity play
It's a strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
Strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
Strange umbrella (strange umbrella)
Strange umbrella (strange umbrella)
I saw a wasp in a window
I felt sorry for him
I saw a bee in a puddle
Learning how to swim
I felt sorry for him
I saw a bee in a puddle
Learning how to swim
I saw a bird in a forest
Just flown in from Spain
Eating the fruit in the treetops
Waving at the planes
It's a great Big Dipper
It's the Bates Motel
It's the Tower of Pisa
Hale and Pace as well
It's a Chocolate Orange
And it's Langoustine's
It's a strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
Strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
I saw an ape on the TV
Picking at his nose
He made it look rather easy
Using all his toes
It's the Queen of Sheba
Ricardo Montalban
It's a Vauxhall Viva
And it's Kofi Annan
It's a coded warning
A nativity play
It's a strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
Strange umbrella we're under
Altogether
Strange umbrella (strange umbrella)
Strange umbrella (strange umbrella)
I saw a wasp in a window
I felt sorry for him
I saw a bee in a puddle
Learning how to swim