Bimbo in the Limo Lyrics

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I keep the mirrored windows down so everyone can see
I'm terminally w*****ed with a poodle on my knee
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
Cocaine crusted round my nostrils like a sad celebrity
I'm a worthless little nobody from digital TV
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

Hi everybody I'm your friend
Have you seen my panel game?
"Guess my a***hole", 4 a.m.

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I've been crusing round the block all day so all my friends can see
I've got seven hookers rammed in here f***** up on Ecstacy
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
("Is it Norwich?")
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
With my pants around my knees I'm hanging way out of my tree
And everybody's looking and I know they can't believe
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I've got Sabbath on the stereo and s*** on the TV
The fridge is full of lager and I'm p****** on the seats
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

Hi everybody I'm your friend
Have you seen my panel game?
"Guess my a***hole", 4 a.m.
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
I keep the mirrored windows down so everyone can see
I'm terminally w*****ed with a poodle on my knee
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me

There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
There's a bimbo in the limo and the bimbo is me
Bimbo
Limo
Bimbo
Me
("Is it King Kong?")