Twisted & Bent Lyrics

spread eagled illegally

an angel as bored as me,
should i cream and pretend

i don't know about the world?

well well well well well.

you had phil in my father's shed

and joe made a lovely bed,

drag them on and off and on

summersaulted, autumn tumbled,

feathers tickled memories

remember phil?

i knew phil well
should i embrace you

or embalm you?

you're so lackadaisical,

upsadaisy girl

beauty is sin deep

and when you scratch me,

it shows you remember joe.
i knew joe well.

the pirate in me turned a blind eye.

so come aboard, i'm going to explore

murphy's law and the rules of columbus.

he got it wrong, got blown off course,

navigated us in knots (of course)

so come aboard,

let's sing a lament -

the world isn't round

it's twisted and bent...