Tony's Loaded, That's What Tony Says
I Drink Champagne All Day
We Know He's A Farce: He Talks Out His a*** ... Hey, Hey
Tony Told Me How He Made A Mint
A Life Of Luxury
We've Heard It Before, A c*** N' Bull Story
And I Saw Tony Yesterday
He Says He's Got No Mates Again
What Can He Say, What Can He Do?
If Only Tony Knew
Tony Owns A Place In The Sun He Says
That's How I Got My Tan
But He's Been Spread On His Mam's Sunbed Man
Tony Owed Me A Fiver A Year Ago
You'll Get It Back Says He
We Know It Ain't So Coz He Ain't Got No Money
I Drink Champagne All Day
We Know He's A Farce: He Talks Out His a*** ... Hey, Hey
Tony Told Me How He Made A Mint
A Life Of Luxury
We've Heard It Before, A c*** N' Bull Story
And I Saw Tony Yesterday
He Says He's Got No Mates Again
What Can He Say, What Can He Do?
If Only Tony Knew
Tony Owns A Place In The Sun He Says
That's How I Got My Tan
But He's Been Spread On His Mam's Sunbed Man
Tony Owed Me A Fiver A Year Ago
You'll Get It Back Says He
We Know It Ain't So Coz He Ain't Got No Money