Ivy's Lurid Lips Lyrics

Looking at her reflection,
Ivy thought, I'll shock Don
When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done,
You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me
But they all grimace, an insult to the human race
A wifey with Mick Jagger's face

[Chorus:]
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace
Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's
Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks
Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face
Ivy took the chance
Ordered her lip implants
Now she worships her kingsize lips
But her three grand gob
Cost Ivy her job
Now Ivy's lost her loot
Ivy is destitute
Ivy's lips got Ivy the boot

[Chorus]... [guitar bit] ...Ivy Ivy...

[Chorus]... Lurid lips...