Nobody knows-where, it is-on-the-map,
Who'd ever think-it, could start-such-a-flap?
Each Montenegran, and Serbian too,
Waitin' for some-thing, right outa the blue-oh honey
Pack up my Glad-stone, 'n' brush off my suit,
And then light me up my bigfat, cigar-
If ya want my address, it's
That O-ri-ent Express,
To the san-jak of No-vi Pa-zar!
Who'd ever think-it, could start-such-a-flap?
Each Montenegran, and Serbian too,
Waitin' for some-thing, right outa the blue-oh honey
Pack up my Glad-stone, 'n' brush off my suit,
And then light me up my bigfat, cigar-
If ya want my address, it's
That O-ri-ent Express,
To the san-jak of No-vi Pa-zar!