Look out, here he comes
He's gonna tell you how it is
He's seen it all, had a blast
He's got punk rock for us kids
Throw me a catch phrase Big Al
I'd never miss a sage-like lesson
Throw me a cliche Big Al
I wouldn't miss a sage-like lecture
Oh no, here he comes
He's gonna show us where he's been
Why his way is the best way
'Cos he knows us and seen it all
Throw me a catch phrase Big Al
I'd never miss a sage-like lesson
Throw me a cliche Big Al
I wouldn't miss a sage-like lecture
He's gonna tell you how it is
He's seen it all, had a blast
He's got punk rock for us kids
Throw me a catch phrase Big Al
I'd never miss a sage-like lesson
Throw me a cliche Big Al
I wouldn't miss a sage-like lecture
Oh no, here he comes
He's gonna show us where he's been
Why his way is the best way
'Cos he knows us and seen it all
Throw me a catch phrase Big Al
I'd never miss a sage-like lesson
Throw me a cliche Big Al
I wouldn't miss a sage-like lecture