He keeps a Penthouse in his desk
He's got big muscles in his wrist
He holds his organ in his fist
He gives his pink dolphin a mighty twist
He wears his trowsers way to tight
Hop'n that he'll score big tonight
He keeps his briefcase in his lap
or else you know that his face gets slapped
All the girls in the office they say
Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon
Walk with an erection
He wears an earring in his left ear
The gerbils all run from him in fear
He goes to grovetts town to dance as
king and queen to every man
His Calvin Kline cut to the bone
Make sure that he don't go home alone
He spends his winters in key west
He thinks the blue boy mag is the best
All the boys in Frisco Bay they say
Gay Oh Gay Oh Gay Oh Hey Oh
Walk with an erection
All the boys from Maine to Mexico are all obsessed with s** and blow
like the cop who carrys a big night stick it's just an extention of his wick
He busts the hookers on the block unless they give service round the clock
Goes home to wife and kids so nice
Although he gets off on working vice
Those college boys are true to form
they try to lure chicks into there dorm
They're oozing sweat from every pore
They drop there drawers and then they ask for more
All the girls from BU they say Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon
Walk with an erection
Walk with an erection
He's got big muscles in his wrist
He holds his organ in his fist
He gives his pink dolphin a mighty twist
He wears his trowsers way to tight
Hop'n that he'll score big tonight
He keeps his briefcase in his lap
or else you know that his face gets slapped
All the girls in the office they say
Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon
Walk with an erection
He wears an earring in his left ear
The gerbils all run from him in fear
He goes to grovetts town to dance as
king and queen to every man
His Calvin Kline cut to the bone
Make sure that he don't go home alone
He spends his winters in key west
He thinks the blue boy mag is the best
All the boys in Frisco Bay they say
Gay Oh Gay Oh Gay Oh Hey Oh
Walk with an erection
All the boys from Maine to Mexico are all obsessed with s** and blow
like the cop who carrys a big night stick it's just an extention of his wick
He busts the hookers on the block unless they give service round the clock
Goes home to wife and kids so nice
Although he gets off on working vice
Those college boys are true to form
they try to lure chicks into there dorm
They're oozing sweat from every pore
They drop there drawers and then they ask for more
All the girls from BU they say Hard-On Hard-On beg my pardon
Walk with an erection
Walk with an erection