Cold water for a straight jacket case
Just role the cameras and I swear I'll be okay
Now 3, 2, 1, this is daily news and breaking
By a show of hands, who else in here is faking?
This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice
his is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised
You've got a knack for finding red carpet thrills
And you've got the nerves, but baby I've got the skills
Now listen up, get your elbows off the table
Keep your mouth wide shut
Cause I've got something else to tell you
This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice
this is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised
Here's your last chance to clap along with me
And here's the part where the audience gets to sing
Now it's 5 to 1 if you were looking for a setup
By a show of hands, who else in here is fed up?
This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice
this is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised
Just tap your shoes now baby,
And whisper, "There's no place like home"
Cause we're not in Kansas anymore
Just role the cameras and I swear I'll be okay
Now 3, 2, 1, this is daily news and breaking
By a show of hands, who else in here is faking?
This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice
his is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised
You've got a knack for finding red carpet thrills
And you've got the nerves, but baby I've got the skills
Now listen up, get your elbows off the table
Keep your mouth wide shut
Cause I've got something else to tell you
This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice
this is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised
Here's your last chance to clap along with me
And here's the part where the audience gets to sing
Now it's 5 to 1 if you were looking for a setup
By a show of hands, who else in here is fed up?
This is where it all went wrong
And the words you said were subtle
But enough to break the ice
this is a perfect way to end it
And I told you I was clever
But I think you'll be surprised
Just tap your shoes now baby,
And whisper, "There's no place like home"
Cause we're not in Kansas anymore