Chorus:
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
Go, Go, Go...
I just can't help myself
Bart:
There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know
I just can't help myself, so
Why do I do, what I do, when I do
Well I can say so or I just don't know
Boys will be boys and what they usually say
That's the how and the why, that I act this way
That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme
That ain't no crime so it's milk it out time
Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force
Cause in my mind, you go,
Just wait out of course to another dimension
not only of site and sound
But of being a clown
Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat
or a loud mouth brat
Well, I am all that
So if you ask me, why
I'm always in such a mess,
Ha, I just can't help myself
Chorus:
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Go, go, go, go,...
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
Lisa:
A very great lady, once said it right
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bike,
(haha), There I go again sister know it all
No friends at all, cause I make them crawl
I can help showing off, all that I know
The whats can do, well is the where's I could go
I know, it's makes the family very uptight
I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.
I'm probably don't belong here,
I'm certainly were wrong here
Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare
I see myself being born, Mum and dad are there,
But it's not Marge and it's not Homer,
Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,
I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelve,
I know, I shouldn't think it, but
I just can't help myself
Chorus:
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Just can't help myself,
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
(go, go, go, go ...)
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
Homer:
Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing
It's sort of like music, but you don't have to sing
You got none of the work, and all of the fun
Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun
By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt
A cake for dessert
Will keep my mind alert
Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,
Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
Hot rolls and b***er
Lettuce and tomatoes
I know, I shouldn't eat it
I got to keep my health
What the hey,
I just can't help myself
Chorus:
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Go, go, go, go, go ...
Just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
Go, Go, Go...
I just can't help myself
Bart:
There I go, here I go, where I go, I don't know
I just can't help myself, so
Why do I do, what I do, when I do
Well I can say so or I just don't know
Boys will be boys and what they usually say
That's the how and the why, that I act this way
That's the end of the line, I run out of rhyme
That ain't no crime so it's milk it out time
Let's do, I know it's some cosmic force
Cause in my mind, you go,
Just wait out of course to another dimension
not only of site and sound
But of being a clown
Or an alley cat, or a dirty rat
or a loud mouth brat
Well, I am all that
So if you ask me, why
I'm always in such a mess,
Ha, I just can't help myself
Chorus:
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Go, go, go, go,...
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
Lisa:
A very great lady, once said it right
A woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bike,
(haha), There I go again sister know it all
No friends at all, cause I make them crawl
I can help showing off, all that I know
The whats can do, well is the where's I could go
I know, it's makes the family very uptight
I know, it isn't right, but I do it every night.
I'm probably don't belong here,
I'm certainly were wrong here
Every night I have a dream, more like a nightmare
I see myself being born, Mum and dad are there,
But it's not Marge and it's not Homer,
Switched in a cradle, no wonder I'm a goner,
I feel like a book, that's on the wrong shelve,
I know, I shouldn't think it, but
I just can't help myself
Chorus:
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Just can't help myself,
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
(go, go, go, go ...)
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
Homer:
Hey, you know, I kinda like this thing
It's sort of like music, but you don't have to sing
You got none of the work, and all of the fun
Like a low cal donut or a fat free bun
By the way, that's reminds me, how about a snack
just a small sandwich or a cold six-pack
A big pack of pork rinds that couldn't' hurt
A cake for dessert
Will keep my mind alert
Oh, it takes a lot of energy to do this rap
I feel kinda sleepy, better take a nap
Not too long a nap, two hours, that's a winner
I wouldn't wanna sleep to a a roast beef dinner,
Roast beef with gravy and potatoes
Hot rolls and b***er
Lettuce and tomatoes
I know, I shouldn't eat it
I got to keep my health
What the hey,
I just can't help myself
Chorus:
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Can't help me,
I just can't help myself
Go, go, go, go, go ...
Just can't help myself
I just can't help myself
I just can't help myself