The Fairies Came Lyrics

I met a boy in a bar last night
He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth
I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night
The fairies came into his room
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came that night
The fairies came into his room
Worked on a barge in Ontario
The captain was a slimy f--king drunk
We hit a reef, and it was scary-o
The oil all leaked out, and then we sunk
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came that night
The fairies came and drove us home

I met a girl on the ferry boat
She had wings, and gold dust in her teeth
Then I reached down and felt her magic wand
And I realized that he was just like me
That fairy came
That fairy came
That fairy came that night
That fairy came to be my best friend Carl
Walked on a bridge
Walked on a bridge
Oh where's my bridge?
Yeah, yeah, one, two, three, four
La la la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

I got a job at a fast food joint
I sold c**e and straws by the pound
My fairy godmother laughed at me
And she kicked my sorry a** right out of town
She kicked my a**
She kicked my a**
She kicked my sorry a**
She kicked my a** right out of town
I met a boy in a bar last night
He smiled and I saw his wiggly tooth
I pulled it out put it under his pillow that night
The fairies came into his room
The fairies came
The fairies came
The fairies came that night
The fairies came into his room