Skinny was born in a bathtub
And grew so incredibly thin,
That even the end of an eyedropper
Sucked him in;
Skinny never knew any questions
And Skinny never looked at lights,
But Skinny sold something
Every single night.
Skinny sold a soldier to me
Skinny sold a wife,
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife.
Skinny found a "Hello Dolly"
Record in the hall.
He sold it to a truck driver
In the fall.
And grew so incredibly thin,
That even the end of an eyedropper
Sucked him in;
Skinny never knew any questions
And Skinny never looked at lights,
But Skinny sold something
Every single night.
Skinny sold a soldier to me
Skinny sold a wife,
Skinny sold a suction cup
And a knife.
Skinny found a "Hello Dolly"
Record in the hall.
He sold it to a truck driver
In the fall.