(from Jazzfest, May 4, 2008)
Yeah, I went to the river, could not get across
Rode your papa 'cause I thought he was a horse, now
Rolled him over, give him Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water, now,
You got to keep it clean.
Well, up she jumped, down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now
Rolled her over, give her Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water, now,
To try to keep her clean.
Your sister was a teddy, your daddy was a bear
I put a muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair, now
I rolled em' over, give em' Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water, now,
Cause the girls got to keep it clean..
If you want to hear Jack White screamin' "oh yeah,"
Better get down to the water, wash your yas-yas-yas, girl.
Take on the water, give em' Coca Cola
Lemon soda, and a saucer of ice cream.
Come on girls, you've got to keep it clean!
If you want to ???
Come on and pull the trigger, D-O-G gots to go. (???)
Sit on the corner, give em' Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, and a saucer of ice cream.
And soap and water, and you know you've got to keep it clean.
"Alright, this is for you fellows, so listen:"
If you want to go to heaven when you D-I-E
Put on the collar and your T-I-E, boys,
Come on over, and get some Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, a saucer of ice cream.
Takes soap and water, cause you boys have to keep it clean.
Run to the doctor, but you run there fast
See what's the matter with your yas-yas-yas, girl
Roll her over, and give her Coca Cola,
Lemon soda, and someone get ice cream.
Come on, don't you want us,
If you do, you've got to keep it clean, yeah.
Yeah, I went to the river, could not get across
Rode your papa 'cause I thought he was a horse, now
Rolled him over, give him Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water, now,
You got to keep it clean.
Well, up she jumped, down she fell
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now
Rolled her over, give her Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water, now,
To try to keep her clean.
Your sister was a teddy, your daddy was a bear
I put a muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair, now
I rolled em' over, give em' Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream
Takes soap and water, now,
Cause the girls got to keep it clean..
If you want to hear Jack White screamin' "oh yeah,"
Better get down to the water, wash your yas-yas-yas, girl.
Take on the water, give em' Coca Cola
Lemon soda, and a saucer of ice cream.
Come on girls, you've got to keep it clean!
If you want to ???
Come on and pull the trigger, D-O-G gots to go. (???)
Sit on the corner, give em' Coca-Cola
Lemon soda, and a saucer of ice cream.
And soap and water, and you know you've got to keep it clean.
"Alright, this is for you fellows, so listen:"
If you want to go to heaven when you D-I-E
Put on the collar and your T-I-E, boys,
Come on over, and get some Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, a saucer of ice cream.
Takes soap and water, cause you boys have to keep it clean.
Run to the doctor, but you run there fast
See what's the matter with your yas-yas-yas, girl
Roll her over, and give her Coca Cola,
Lemon soda, and someone get ice cream.
Come on, don't you want us,
If you do, you've got to keep it clean, yeah.