Shopping Bag Lyrics

once i was a bag boy
i got kicked around
tri to earn some money
to bring you all this sound
talked about the weather
and kept it on the run
now your your piece of paper babe
ain't gonna get you none

then i went to the big apple
and hung out with my friends
grabbed ourselves some funyons
and sat down in the den
a Head came up and bugged us
and called us a bunch of queers
I heard sombody shot her
and her bag of d***szzz

I just love the gong show
Chuck's on lead guitar
but he don't know no talent
and he made me a star
Ive seen all the judges
and that aint no comic
if i ever see him live
i'll grab his bag and vomit-init