Bottom Dog Lyrics

Well here it goes again
Looks like I got the short end of the stick
Oh, and while you're at it
You might as well learn me another trick
Well, how can I pretend
When you toy with my emotions
Will it never end?
And will it cease my blind devotion?

I'll go and fetch the mail
Then you can kick me in the head
Don't bother feeding me
What's the use? I'm nearly dead

I keep you company
But you burn me like a fire log
What ever did I do
To deserve to be your bottom dog?

I guess I'm just a bottom dog
Well ain't that a shame?
It sucks to be a dog
When your life is filled with pain
I musta been left behind
When they handed out the books
But soon enough you'll find
I'm not as dumb as I looks
Look out

You told me to sit and stay
So I got up and I walked away
You screamed and shouted my name
But I was thru with playing games
I'd been mistreated far too long
You wept in grief while I was gone
But I discovered I was wrong
And now I'm back where I belong
So put me on a leash
And treat me like a dog
My life is incomplete
Unless I'm your bottom dog

I guess I'm just a bottom dog
Well ain't that a shame?
A blue ribbon hound
Who's been left out in the rain

A five star canine that musta got took
I guess I truely have to be as numbskulled as I look!

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