It all got scary that day we stopped for gas
Four guys were pushing a dead car, not very last
And as they reached the garage, they loaded up on beer
They kept on pushing that car straight out of there
Man, all this drives me to drinking
I laugh it off, shake my head, burn some more
I laugh it off, but I can't help thinking
I laugh it off, shake my head, burn some more
If JC sneaks around, I bet he won't have a clue
How to keep my cool, like all the others do
Nothing helps a bad moon more like spreading it around
Feeling six inch under, but it's still underground
There are 50 ways to love your liver
And if this circus doesn't change
50 ways to love your liver
I'll try one of them
Money and children first, and beer is thicker than water
Surviving my drinking is a reason to party
Alcoholiday to Alcoholocaust
But with this level of s***, a little sip is fair
Oh man, we all know better
And fruit tea saves life and brain cells
But do you want to know what?
You wanna know what? f*** that.
There are 50 ways to love your liver
But what I'm doing here
50 ways to love your liver
Isn't one of them
Four guys were pushing a dead car, not very last
And as they reached the garage, they loaded up on beer
They kept on pushing that car straight out of there
Man, all this drives me to drinking
I laugh it off, shake my head, burn some more
I laugh it off, but I can't help thinking
I laugh it off, shake my head, burn some more
If JC sneaks around, I bet he won't have a clue
How to keep my cool, like all the others do
Nothing helps a bad moon more like spreading it around
Feeling six inch under, but it's still underground
There are 50 ways to love your liver
And if this circus doesn't change
50 ways to love your liver
I'll try one of them
Money and children first, and beer is thicker than water
Surviving my drinking is a reason to party
Alcoholiday to Alcoholocaust
But with this level of s***, a little sip is fair
Oh man, we all know better
And fruit tea saves life and brain cells
But do you want to know what?
You wanna know what? f*** that.
There are 50 ways to love your liver
But what I'm doing here
50 ways to love your liver
Isn't one of them